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Articles in Home | Humor Title|Newest|Oldest The Difference Between An Optimist And A Pessimist  By : Saleem Rana Attitude determines everything. In this humorous exchange between an optimist and a pessimist, we can see how our attitude defines our health, wealth, and experience of luck. Three Cheers For The Patriot Act!  By : Andrew Wroblewski I'm as patriotic as the next person, maybe even more so if the next person is the cashier at my local convenience store which still doesn't seem to employ REAL Americans; but I digress. It's official. They are not together!  By : James Monahan This announcement came after tabloid stories said that the couple's marriage was indeed on the rocks. Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life  By : Mike Moore If you find these quotes humorous search them for hidden wisdom Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.  By : John DeJong This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil. Internet Scams and the Charlatans Behind Them  By : Jim Pretin A humorous commentary about internet making money scams Couch Potato Success Factors  By : Peter Murphy A short humourous piece of what couch potato success entails. You are joking series: Stonehenge 15 one liner funny jokes competition  By : Nazir Hussain Stonehenge Jokers plc organises.. Stonehenge jokers competition every year. In March 2006, James Mcdugal was sent to the event... he took a crash course in telling jokes.. entered the competition. He was the overall winner.. His one liner stomach crushers are listed here as well as his winning prize.. Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing - What is it?  By : Jim Pretin A commentary about Remote Viewing and Remote Influencing How To Impress Girls - Or Maybe Not  By : Duane Shinn I suppose that all males at some time in their life attempt to impress girls. My efforts started in about the 5th grade, and left a great deal to be desired. How Grandma's Lap Robe Saved My Legs  By : Duane Shinn As I was growing up, Grandma always made sure that I wouldn't catch cold by insisting I have a lap robe over my legs. Didn't matter if it was 32 degrees or 100 degrees; the lap robe was an absolute necessity. How I Found Out That God Bowls On Monday Evenings at 7  By : Duane Shinn I grew up wondering what Jesus did on Monday evenings. My Uncle Verge went bowling on Monday evenings, and although a good Methodist child wouldn't be caught dead inside a bowling alley back in those days, I sometimes visualized Jesus bowling along side of Uncle Verge, since they both apparently had Monday evenings off. Never Open An Outhouse Door Without Knocking  By : Duane Shinn I suppose that every hometown of every child holds certain favorite hiding places, or short cuts, or little-known doors or cubbyholes or secret passageways or whatever, and Auburn, the little town where I grew up, was no exception. The Effects Of Funny Things  By : Vicki Churchill This article looks at the wonderful effects of laughter & really funny things. Mobile Disco - Quick Before They Lock Us In  By : Martyn Brown This is a true account of a mobile discotheque performed at an 'Old Folks' home. Highly entertaining ... and the disco was too. Just A Bus Trip Or A Daytime Nightmare?  By : Martyn Brown Martyn Brown writes and edits home business publications but, on occasions, looks at the lighter side of life. Martyn took a rare bus trip. Galloping Gooseberry - A Real Life Experience  By : Sarathy sadagopan Sagarika, a business writer with a delhi based pulication shares a funny life experience of hers. The Druggie, The Witch, You, Me and Harry Potter  By : Ba Kiwanuka Bodybuilders, bats, witches, princes and druggies! Seems like everybody is cruising The Potter Express these days. A Concise History Of Cartoons And Funny Pictures  By : Vicki Churchill For as long as man has been able to paint and draw, funny pictures and cartoons have been depicted on caves walls, canvas, paper, floors, ceilings and even skin! How Do You Know When You're Middle Age?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Middle age is a time in life we want to forget, ignore,avoid, or put off for at least another twenty years. How do you know when you're middle age? Fun Free Games  By : Vicki Churchill Everyone likes to play games from children to adults and you don't have to hurt your wallet organising a fun day or evening of entertainment. Some of the most enjoyable activities are simple free games The Truth Behind Valentine's Day - Past and Present  By : Corina Clemence The legend of Saint Valentine, and some interesting facts and stories about how it is celebrated today. Why Are Some Plants Called Weeds?  By : Tom Henricks Shouldn't weed classification really should remain in the eye of the beholder? What Happens When Mother Nature Mixes Black and White?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Are you a victim of gray days? Do you frequently wish that Mother Nature didn't have black and white on her palette and couldn't paint days gray? What's A Television Without Pictures?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why I would choose radio over television. Would you? Who Put The OK In Cook?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst How I got from kitchen-challenged to Gourmet Magazine recipes in spite of myself and in less than a decade of embarrasing experiences. What Does Your Name Say About You?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why we are named what we are runs the gamut from being a namesake to having an invented name. However, most of our names fall somewhere in the middle. What does your name say about you? Do You Find Convenience Inconvenient?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Modern technology is meant to simplify our lives, but is your life simpler in the kitchen? Were You Part Of The Collective Sigh After Christmas?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Congratulations! You're finally recovered from the pressure of buying Christmas presents. But what about the gifts for the other holidays througout the year? Women, Would You Like To Be A Man For A Day?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'd like to be a man for a day to improve my ability to be empathetic. After all, being a man can't be as hard as it looks - can it? Do You Watch Your Words?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Most peoples' use of the dictionary falls somewhere between not having taken its price tag off and having more than one. Where are you on the usage scale? Do You Want To Bet It Hasn't Changed?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When you walk down the Las Vegas strip or through the hotels, you see very few children. Laas Vegas has grown up - again. Do You Look Good In Pink?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Fashion styles come and go and some come back again. Are you in fashion or are you in orage? It Might As Well Be Spring - Shouldn't It?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When you look out your window, can you tell if it's spring. It's easy for me. I know where spring is. How Often Do You Gamble?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Gambling is not only in our blood, it's embedded in our everyday lives. Did Bad Manners Make Your Mother Yell?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Teaching children manners makes us appreciate what are parents went through teaching us. Was it hard to remember it's rude to yell even when yelling about manners? Do You Feel Foolish?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst In this article I cover everything from the origin of April Fool's Day to my frustration that it's on a Sunday this year I researched the origin of April Fool's day, so I know when and where it started. However, I have no idea if it will ever stop. Who Springs Into Cleaning?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Spring cleaning spoils spring, but I may have found a way to take the spring out of cleaning. Do You Know What's In Store?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I claimed I could buy a gift for family or friends in any store. My husband turned my claim into a challenge. For Better Or For Worse?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst All husbands are unique, but am I the only one whose husband wants to be anonymous? Do You Know How Generous You Are?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst We are all aware when we do a favor for someone. However, we are doing unintentional favors every day. What's A Sure Cure For Pigging Out?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Becoming a vegetarian is a lifestyle change. If politicians became vegetarians, would they stop putting pork in their bills? Do Some Days Seem Thirty-four Hours Long?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Everyone has bad days, but not everyone had my grandmother. Her philosophy about bad days is good today. Is It A Good Look Or A Stare?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why don't women who are hair challenged like I am form a support group. We would have someone to console us after a bad haircut or someone to borrow a hat from on bad hair days. Are You A Bad Dreamer?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams. Do You Take This Man?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Weddings run the gamut from economical to extravagant and from judge of the peace to one-hundred-piece orchestra. However,is the wedding really the happient day of a couples' life? Am I The Only One?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it? Is Driving Yourself Crazy A Short Trip?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst After driving in New YOrk City, I thought LA driving would be easy. These days can you go for a Sunday drive in any city? Peanuts And Crackerjack?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some people think baseball is boring. It's not if you know how to watch the game. How Do You Define Friend?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Friends come in both sexes, but a woman makes a better friend for a woman than a man would. Wish It Were The Weekend?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst We look forward to weekends - time to relax and have fun; and most of us dread Mondays. That can be fixed. Do Post-its Stick To YourMind?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There seem to be more and more ads on television, but are they effective? Do you remember what Donald Sutherland was advertising? One Mans Struggle With A Large Corporation  By : David Cowley A humorous account of one mans struggle with a large corporation Are You Wearing A Uniform?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it. Have You Tried Creative Complaining?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst A Colorado minister inroduced his congregation to the idea of positive complaining or ... how to put a positive spin on some of the negativity in your life. Is Health Food Really Healthy?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Food made by Mother Nature is healthy. Food put in jars and boxes by Paul Newman isn't as healthy as he looks. Food I make requires a healthy appetite... but can you have a healthy appetite without healthy food? Where Does Time Go And How Can I Stop It?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The hands on clocks seem to spin faster than the speed of light. It's time to put some light on the subject of slowing it down. Another Blond Joke?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun. Have You Heard My New Word?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Things that you experience through one or more of your senses are real. They can't be unbelieveable. That's why I invented the word "hardtobelievable". Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets  By : John DeJong Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit. Would You Rather Have A Boyfriend Or A Dog?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Boyfriends and dogs have a lot in common. Which would you rather have? Did You Buy It?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Ads are everywhere - from the floor to the sky and almost everywhere in between. You may advertise products evey day. What's WYT Shopping?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Would you like to be sipping egg nog the day before Chritmas instead of skipping meals to get everything done? Then WYT shopping is for you. Are You A Creature Of Habit?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit. Is There An Art To Judging Good Art?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst You can put paint on a chicken's feet and have it walk across a canvas, but is this art? Does Chattering Idly Sound Like Gossip?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst We all feel better when we hear that someone's life is more out of contol than ours. But will that make us gossips? Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution. What Would You Do If You Ran The World?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Whenever my grandmother was frustrated by something, she'd say, "If I ran the world" and then she'd proceed to tell us how she'd fix the probllem. Now I occasionally run the world. Try it. I think you'll like it. Are You Motivated To Be Motivated?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst How does motivation make the world go around? Are you motivated to find out? Have You Exercised The Option To Exercise?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I understand that exercising to stay in shape is important for my health, but how do you fit a rectangular shape into a well-rounded hole? Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Exercise should be part of our daily routine. It increases our strength, endurance and flexibility; but doesn't getting out of bed in the morning do that? How Many Ways Do You Recycle?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Everything is recycled. My desk is recycled wood. My computer is recyled technology. The family photo is a recycled memory and I am recycled genes. Is It Plane, Plain Or Pain?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you want an opportunity to meet people and make close friendships, travel by plane. Do Little, White Lies Keep You Out Of Heaven?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Little white lies come in all shapes and sizes. Why do we tell them - even to ourselves? Wasn't Making Hard Copies Easier?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Computers were invented to make our lives easier. Over the years they have gotten smaller in size, but computers are still big headaches. Is It A Good Sign?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Signs are everywhere. You might be wearing one. You might have sat on one today. In fact, right now you have a handful. Are You A Procrastinator?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators. How Natural Is The Natural Look?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Makeup manufacturers make millions selling products to make us look natural and naturally we buy them. Don't You Think Trashers Should Be Trashed?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Trashing, also known as littering, is a sign of disrespect for the environment, disrespect for others and a sign that that the trasher deserves to be disrepected. Do Manners Make The Man?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst From wearing hats inside and backwards to "Please turn off your cell phones" - manners change as times change. Why Is Mother's Day Only Once A Year?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I think Mother's Day is the right day to ask this question. After giving the gift of life to your child, is a simple, little thank you every day too much to ask? Orange You Glad Orange Is Out?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Thankfully, fads are temporary fashion. Otherwise, we coulc be chewing fruit-striped gum and wearing mood rings. Why Is There No Time Like The Present?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Type A personalities will feel compelled to read this because it's about Type A personalities. All others will want to read it to find out why Type A personalities are compelled to. Is It The 21st Century Version Of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Look around you. People are missing. I think it's due to the 21st century version of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers". Build It And They Will Come?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history. Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Have you ever said this color doesn't look good on me or this color doesn't go with that? That's because those colors aren't saying the right things to you. Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you take time to stop and watch the world go by, it's amazing what you see. Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land'  By : Judi Lynn Lake As much as I miss Long Island and New York, when I am there I can't wait to get back 'home'. The horns honking, the sirens, the closed in suburbs and, yes, the traffic, all get on my nerves now. These days, I look forward to the quiet, the easy conversation, and... the 'y'all come back now, you hear!' The way I figure it, I now have the best of both worlds and what can be better than that. Stones Quest Series for Young Adutls is Gainning Popularity  By : LaRene Ellis A sci-fi novel series for young adults readers is out. It is a five book series that is gaining popularity. Two of the five books are published and their third will be out in Feb. 2008. The series has something in it for everyone: romance, action, sci-fi/fantasy, humor, and suspense. Children and adults can also enjoy the story. A thrilling read! What's An Emotional Massage?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When we told friends we were moving to a smaller house with bigger problems, they didn't understand why - until they saw the view. Is Progress Our Most Important Product?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst We who are electronically challenged need an outlet to express frustration. Lord knows we have to stay away from electric outlets. What Does America Say To You?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst America means different things to different people. From offering religious freedom to being the home of Disneyland - America has as many meanings as it has Americans. What If You Made a Web Page and Nobody Came To Visit  By : Michael Dappert How many web pages are there? Can they all possibly have millions of visitors? Are You Off-Track?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor. World Travel Without A Suitcase?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you hunger for travel and have a willing imagination, let your taste buds tour the Yellow Pages. Is This Another Fish Story?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Sushi is an acquired taste. However, whether you like it or you don't, it changes the way you look at your child's goldfish. Top 10 Signs Your Addicted to eBay  By : Joshua Watson A simple yet funny Top 10 David Letterman Spoof. Anyone that uses eBay on a regular basis will be able to appreciate this. The Woody Allen Quick Quips Survival Guide  By : Saleem Rana How do you laugh when you want to cry? Borrow a one-liner from Woody Allen. Is It A Pursesonal Problem?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst A woman's purse is a portable life support. Having it stolen can be hazardous to her health. Have You Played Suburban Slot Machines?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Most people probably don't realize they have slot machines where they live - usually downtown. 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