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How Changeable Is Change?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Change affects our lives in many ways. So what's changed?
Are You Old Enough To Know Better?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Aren't people who worry about their age old enough to know better?
It's a Pig Thing: My Very Strange and Ongoing Relationship with Pigs
By :
Jack Deal
A pig is a pig whether free range or otherwise. Bonding with a pig is like bonding with barbecue.
Are You Holding The Line?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
There are all kinds of lines. Frankly, just thinking about them causes lines in my forehead.
Is It Music To Your Ears?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Music is like frosting on the cake of life. Not everyone likes the same kind of music, but - hard as it os to believe - not everyone likes chocolate cake.
Why Non-Dairy Creamer is the Greatest Marketing Coup of All Time
By :
Jack Deal
Non-dairy creamer proves that humans can fake themselves out with just about anything.
Partition Experts To Keep The Peace
By :
Catherine Harvey
A look at teh uniqueness of what makes an exhibition stand designer so good at his job.
What's Your Perspective On Perspective?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Is it possible for our perspectives to change without us changing?
Do You Get What You Pay For?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When we're disappointed with a purchase, it's hard to believe we got what we paid for. I've gotten some expensive lessons in life.
Are You Compulsive Or Just Highly Motivated?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't think I'm compulsive about cleaning my kitchen. Some people think you are what you eat. I just think you are where you eat.
Are You Losing Sleep Over It?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Has lack of sleep become this century's sleeping sickness?
How to Get Free Food by Effectively Using the Halftime Exit Strategy
By :
Jack Deal
By focusing on the silly needs of others we can often reap unexpected benefits.
How Many Makes A Collection?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
A man is known by the company he keeps - and the things he collects.
Is Not Celebrating Birthdays A Birthright?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Tired of celebrating birthdays? Buy some champagne and confetti and celebrate your very own New Year's Day.
'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk
By :
Jack Deal
Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome.
The Two Marble Stress Reduction Therapy Plan or 'What Me Worry'?
By :
Jack Deal
Chinese worry balls work but neuroscientists don't know why. Marbles are much more portable and have been shown to be just as effective.
Los Comics y el Póquer de la Mano
By :
Lisa Maza
Jerry King es un dibujante profesional que da a conocer su trabajo a aquellas personas que les gustan los comics, historietas y humor en general.
Are There More Dinosaurs?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Plastic is replacing glass; but as it fills our dumps and leaches chemicals into our soil, the convenience of plastic has become a curse. It's changed our lives and soon it will change our language. We'll be wearing eyeplastics and serving beverages in drinking plastics.
A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer
By :
Catherine Harvey
A look at the experiences of an engineer and how he came to lose his job.
Can Being Right In Style Go Wrong?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Part of looking good is thinking you look good. Unfortunately, more of us should look in mirrors. Fad backward is daf.
Stories From The IT Support Industry
By :
Thomas Pretty
A look at anecdotes and humorous stories from the IT support industry.
Are They Dreams Or Messages?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
The most common dream is that our teeth are falling out. This dream reflects concern over our appearance or how others see us. These dreams mean we're experiencing a loss of power, a sense of inferiority or a lack of confidence. Maybe this is the most common dream because interpreting it gives us a lot to sink our teeth into.
Doesn't Every Litter Bit Still Hurt?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother didn't approve of the romance novels I read as a teenager. She called them trash novels. However, she had an even lower opinion of newspapers like the Star and the National Enquirer. She called them bird cage liners.
Is Food For Thought Fattening?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
As a child, I was told I had to drink eight glasses of water a day. By third grade I'd figured out that was two quarts. Now experts have changed their minds. We don't have to drink that much water unless we want to float a loan.
Free Videos - Never A Dull Moment!
By :
Konrad Braun
A free video can awaken your senses, force a laugh from your mouth, or touch your heart. They can entertain adults, kids, and teens and eventhough they may be under a minute in length, they may also be over an hour long.
The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock
By :
Jack Deal
When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock.
Where is that Mycroft Holmes When We Really Need Him?
By :
Jack Deal
Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right?
A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone
By :
Anna Stenning
Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time.
My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never
By :
Jack Deal
Never, never say never...
Have You Heard Of Remote Viewing And Influencing?
By :
Jim Pretin
Remote viewing and remote influencing have become two of the most bizarre topics bandied about on the web in recent years
'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators
By :
Jack Deal
Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities.
Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look
By :
Jack Deal
We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method?
The Ultimate Design For The Single Woman
By :
Catherine Harvey
A look at how product design can be used in the field of new inventions to benefit a single woman.
Does Good Luck Believe In You?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Some people say you make your own luck. My grandmother disagreed. She said what you make is effort and the more effort you make, the luckier you'll be.
Who Invented The Vent?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
From the beginning of time inventions have changed our lives. Take indoor plumbing, for example. If indoor plumbing hadn't been invented, we'd all be outsiders.
Do You Know How To Speak Spa-Nish?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother said beauty starts within. I hope she meant within the walls of "Spas R Us".
Traveler's Checks ... And Balances?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
They say we are what we eat. If we eat what the locals eat when we travel, does that make us locals too?
Confessions Of An IT Support Worker
By :
Shaun Parker
A look at anecdotes and funny tales from the IT support industry in the London area.
A Highland Wedding Proposal
By :
Catherine Harvey
A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car.
Who Put Decor In Decoration?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I didn't put up Christmas decorations this year. Because we were going to be away, it seemed like too much work. Instead, I decorated myself with a smile.
Do Mortgages Housebreak Us?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
According to my grandmother, a house is a house; but a home is what you make it. Unfortunately, she often followed those profound words with "and you can start by making your bed".
Do They Make Electric Security Blankets?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Every winter my electric blanket was my security blanket. Then a report said I was sleeping under a magnetic field that could make me sick - and that didn't sound like a field of dreams.
To The Health With It?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Getting enough sleep is important for our health. According to the National Sleep Foundation 100,000 car accidents are caused by sleep deprivation every year - but we're not meant to lose sleep worrying about it.
When Do Strangers Stop Being Strange?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother always told me that I could turn strangers into friends. Well, my grandmother would be proud of me. I turned a stranger into a husband.
My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy
By :
Jack Deal
Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore.
Do Open Houses Open Minds?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When I had my first open house, I thought U should be there to answer questions. Not a good idea. Home is where the heart is - and where part of it will stay.
Gadgets - Mechanical Or Maniacal Devices?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Gadgets are a part of progress and I'm trying to progress too. If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we stop clocks from blinking 12:00 after power failures?
Does Any Port In A Storm Include Airports?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
No weapons in carry-on luggage - fine; but I've had bruises on my shins that prove wheeled luggage is a weapon. I think wheeled luggage should have directional signals and break lights or airport police should give tickets for moving violations.
Can People Be Winterized?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm cold challenged. I used to live in New England. Every winter I dreaded the snow and ice and freezing wind chill factors. I don't understand why people stay there in the winter, but I may have figured out why the Smurfs are blue.
What Makes The World Go Around?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Judging by the line of cars at Starbuck's drive-in window, coffee makes the world go around. Sometimes the line of cars causes traffic problems, but that doesn't seem to bring the police around. Oh - no donuts.
Can Errands Be Walked?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I always have errands to do and there seems to be more every week. Maybe I've read too many books by Stephen King, but I wouldn't be surprised if my errands grew long ears and cotton-ball tails.
Do You Watch Out For What's In?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Because my grandmother wanted to give me what was in style, she gave me what girls in her neighborhood wore. When my grandmother's eyesight started to fail, she went to Plan B. She asked me what I wanted. That's always in fashion.
Is Running Late Exercise?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If the movie "Snow White" were made today, the seven dwarfs wouldn't sing "Whistle While You Work". Instead, Grumpy would have a solo. He'd sing, "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think".
Are We Programmed More Than TV?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds.
Is Nostalgia A Sugar-Coated Memory?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Last fall my husband and I took a trip back East. The tress were glowing in shades of yellow, orange and red. As a transplanted New Englander, I started to get nostalgic. Then I heard John say a four-letter word - rake.
Are You Listed?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists.
Is Your Lifestyle Stylish?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
From childhood to adulthood, from marriage to career to family - my lifestyle keeps changing styles.
Is It Advertising Or Adverteasing?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If it says hardware on a sign, I know tools are sold there. I have no idea what's sold at West Coast Custom. Aren't signs meant to attract customers? If so, some signs needs "custom-er-izing".
Is The Lesson In Patience Ever Over?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Life is a lesson in patience. It's not a coincidence that doctors' waiting rooms are for "patients".
No Saving Grace?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
According to a recent report, Americans have saved less than they have in seventy-two years. For many Americans save is one of THOSE four-letter words.
Presents Or Presence Of Mind?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
It doesn't surprise me it only takes Santa one year to make presents for all the children in the world. It doesn't surprise me he can deliver all the presents in one night. What surprises me is he asks children what they want. Santa never had any children, did he?
What Happened To The Lazy Days Of Summer?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Is it my imagination or are we too busy to be lazy?
Why Can't We Have Lots Of Best Friends?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If you compare three friends, one of them is good, one is better and one is best. It doesn't sound fair, but it's grammatically correct.
Is It Coincidence Marriage Contains The Words I Age?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
The secret to a happy marriage is to realize the for better part usually is and the for worse part is when you should be thinking about the for better part.
Can Words Pollute The Air?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution.
Language Is Confusing - Why Aren't Green Grocers Green?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If English wasn't my native language, I think it would be too hard to learn. The words too and to are two of the reasons.
Sick Of Eating Healthy?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Coffee's good for you, then it isn't. Eggs are good for you, then they're not. Eating their words can't be good for nutritionists.
Who's The Weaker Sex?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Although women don't play professional football or hit a golf ball as far or hit a tennis ball as hard as men do, I'm not sure women are the weaker sex.
Why Do Alarm Clocks Have To Be Alarming?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
You often hear people say there's something they couldn't do without. Actually, there's a lot of things I'd like to do without.
How Many Bad Habits Can A Good Person Have?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I'm trying to increase my good habits. How am I doing? Not bad.
Does Re-Gifting Make You Gifted?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't understand why some people are against re-gifting. It's recycling merchandise without recycling money.
Who Ordered The Mail Order Catalogs?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I didn't order the carving set that looked like drumsticks from a kitchen catalog and I didn't order the curried almond stuffing mix from a gourmet catalog. When it came to mail order, I'd gone cold turkey - again.
Is It A Hobby Or Therapy?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Hobbies are meant to turn free time into productive pastimes. Some people collect coins. Others collect stamps. I'm going to collect time for a new hobby.
Was The Hula Hoop An Original Idea?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
A hula hoop is a combination of the hula movement and a hoop. Is that an original idea? Maybe God had the only original idea.
Is Chocolate Milk A Compromise In A Glass?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Politics is one of the many things that requires compromise. Is that why some of our politicians have been caught in compromising positions?
Who Invented Traffic?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Traffic provides a place for people with no place to go an excuse for not going anywhere.
Is It Spelled Vacation Or Vaca-Shun?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't care how vacation is spelled, I just want one. I don't know if I want to get away from my house, my life or myself - the one I've seen in the mirror lately. I just want to get sway!
Is Hurrying Stressful?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I identify with the White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland". He scurried around yelling, "I'm late, I'm late - for a very important date". I hurry instead of scurry and every day on the calendar is an important date for me.
Why Do People Behave Like That?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Why do people act silly when a video camera is pointing at them. Do they know why?
Do You Do Brunch?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
People go out for brunch for different reasons. For some it's a holiday celebration. For others it's a social occasion. For me it's - laziness.
Do Clothes Horses Wear Polo Shirts?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If clothes make the man, woman constantly remake themselves and teenagers should make amends.
How Can You Be Too Old For Birthdays?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
If I didn't celebrate my birthday, wouldn't my parents be insulted? They celebrated when I was born. Aren't I expected to carry on the tradition?
Do You Give Yourself Credit?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
There are plain credit cards and gold credit cards and platinum credit cards. There are credit cards that give you points for free gas and clothes and airline tickets. There's so much credit out there it's discreditable.
Can You Weather The Storm?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
"If You Don't Like The Weather, Wait a minute" - that's a New England expression. However,I came to a point in my life when I couldn't wait for snow to go away.
When Is It A Wine's Time?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't understand the complexities of wine. I know if it's a white wine or a red wine, if it should be chilled or served at room temperature and if it tastes good. Wine tasting isn't rocket science
Is Saying Please Inspirational Motivation?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
During different times in my life I've experienced different inspirational motivations. Now I'm wondering if my alarm clock qualifies as inspirational motivation.
Who Knew Toothsome Meant Tasty?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
My grandmother used to say if you take your teeth for granted, you won't be taking them with you.
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
As with everything else, love is found in the last place you look. What's most important is to keep looking until your expectations are surpassed.
Tempted To Cruise Through Life?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I love cruises. My husband doesn't. We compromised by going on a small ship cruise. However, our cabin was so small, compromising positions were almost impossible.
Still Have Growing Pains?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
"Act your age". How many times did you hear that when you were growing up? If you act your age, does that mean you're grown up?
Were The Good Old Days Better?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
I don't know if the good old days were better; but if I wait long enough, these will be the good old days.
Are They Driving You Crazy?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson.
Can You Compare Apples And Oranges?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
"Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they?
Ever Envy Rip Van Winkle?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Nothing is as refreshing as a nap - well, nothing that's both free and good for you.
When Is A Makeover Over?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Having seen the miracles of makeovers on television and in magazines, I decided to have one. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as far as my husband was concerned), life has a way of unmaking makeovers.
What Do You Want In A President?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
The best argument in favor of cloning is our need for a person worthy of being President. Where are George Washington and Abraham Lincoln when we really need them?
Is Seeing Believing On TV?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
Supposedly, you can believe whatever you see with your own eyes. Is this still true when you see it through your TV's big eye?
Is A House Modeled Before It's Remodeled?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
At first remodeling seems like a good idea. However, there's a lot of time after that to question that idea.
Who Said Dogs Are Man's Best Friend?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
First they're your four-legged children, then playmates for your children, then companions to fill the empty nest. Pets are family.
Do You Remember Your School Daze?
By :
Knight Pierce Hirst
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". I learned that quote from Dickens' Tale of Two Cities in high school. I thought the quote was about high school.
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