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Articles in Home | Humor Title|Newest|Oldest "Guest" Who's Coming To Dinner?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When we lived in New Jersey, our guest towels looked like new. When we moved to Southern California, they became threadbare from overuse. So did the replacements. Now the guest towels in the powder room are made of paper. 'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators  By : Jack Deal Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. 'The Dating Manual for Old Marrieds' is a Cognitive Behavioral Engineering Helpdesk  By : Jack Deal Old married couples are now going out on dates in order to put some excitement back in their marriage. Just how this is role played seems to be key to a successful cogntitive behavioral outcome. 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe  By : Jack Deal Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe. A Concise History Of Cartoons And Funny Pictures  By : Vicki Churchill For as long as man has been able to paint and draw, funny pictures and cartoons have been depicted on caves walls, canvas, paper, floors, ceilings and even skin! A Highland Wedding Proposal  By : Catherine Harvey A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car. A huge Image Gallery, Image Gallery of Miss Universe and lots of Fashion Wallpapers.  By : Santa Banta Santabanta.com is the largest Indian Punjabi website and one of the leading entertainment websites in the world. Santa Banta is a famous web portal based on fun and humor. It’s a complete and wholesome entertainment provider. Santa Banta have a vast array of interesting anecdotes, fanciful e-cards, a multitude of wallpapers of celebrities, lively cartoons, captivating humorous visuals, Love Café, Satire, Photo Galleries, Recipe section and a host of other spicy features for almost all age grou A special mark in the cyber world of unique wallpapers and photo gallery  By : Santa Banta Santabanta wallpapers are very famous with their visitors. They have unique outlook than the other wallpapers on the internet. The quality and the backgrounds of the wallpapers are main attraction for the viewers. It has free download so it’s easy for the viewers to download as many as wallpapers they want. A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone  By : Anna Stenning Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time. A Week In The Life Of A Projector Installation Engineer  By : Catherine Harvey A look at the experiences of an engineer and how he came to lose his job. After Forty Are Birthday Cards Junk Mail?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst All I had to do to stop calls from telemarketers was make a phone call. Who can I call to stop junk mail? Am I The Only One?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it? Am I The Only One?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it? Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look  By : Jack Deal We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? An Eye for an Apprentice  By : Andrew Impey An interesting look at physiognomy - The 500 year old theory of judging people based on how far appart their eyes are. Physiognomy is then applied to the hit tv show, The Apprentice, to judge who really should have won. Another Blond Joke?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun. Another Blond Joke?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun. Are Cat People Dog-Tired?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some people are cat people, some are dog people and some are animal people. It's like ice cream. Some people like chocolate, some like vanilla and others like spumoni. It's what make the world go...ellipsed. Are Compliments Paid Because They're Earned?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst If a compliment is sincere, shouldn't it be spelled complimeant? Are Crystal Balls Really Crystal?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Crystal balls appeal to our curiosity about what's going to happen next. We all have crystal balls, but they're called experience, intuition and knowledge. Are Doors Open For Discussion?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When we moved into our new home, I told my family I was open to suggestions for a new, front door. Does that qualify as an open-door policy? Are Happy Hours Bar-Gains?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are two differences between bargain hunters and big game hunters. One, bargain hunters don't wear pith helmets. Two, it's the bargain hunters who charge - not the wild animals. Are Sitters An Endangered Species?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species. Are Sitters An Endangered Species?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There was a time not that long ago when getting a sitter was as easy as calling the girl down the block. Things have changed. Sitters are now an endangered species. Are Some Of Your Friends Dog-Eared?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Books are friends you can drop, but their feelings won't be hurt. Are Television Commercials Rude?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real. Are Television Commercials Rude?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Children are the most susceptible to television advertising. They believe ads. I want to believe. I want to believe the detergent will remove stains and the car is fuel efficient and that fairy godmothers are real. Are There More Dinosaurs?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Plastic is replacing glass; but as it fills our dumps and leaches chemicals into our soil, the convenience of plastic has become a curse. It's changed our lives and soon it will change our language. We'll be wearing eyeplastics and serving beverages in drinking plastics. Are They Being Nosey?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales. Are They Being Nosey?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother had a name for people who exaggerated or told little, white lies. She called them Pinocchio noses and they're not just in fairy tales. Are They Dreams Or Messages?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The most common dream is that our teeth are falling out. This dream reflects concern over our appearance or how others see us. These dreams mean we're experiencing a loss of power, a sense of inferiority or a lack of confidence. Maybe this is the most common dream because interpreting it gives us a lot to sink our teeth into. Are They Driving You Crazy?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson. Are They Driving You Crazy?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When I was learning how to drive, I was taught to share the road. No one else on the California freeways seems to have been taught that lesson. Are They Shopping Malls Or Mauls?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm an enclosed mall shopper. For me it's a jacket I don't have to wear and an umbrella I don't have to carry. It keeps me warm and dry - and it keeps me shopping. Are They Stories Or Lessons?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst As a child, I listened to fairy tales. Now as an adult, I can read between the lines of those tales. Are They Stories Or Lessons?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst As a child, I listened to fairy tales. Now as an adult, I can read between the lines of those tales. Are We Programmed More Than TV?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds. Are We Speaking The Same Language?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother might have described something as the cat's meow. My mother might have said the same thing was cool. I'd probably say neat and my sons would say rad, but we're all speaking the same language. Are You A Bad Dreamer?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams. Are You A Bad Dreamer?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams. Are You A Creature Of Habit?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit. Are You A Creature Of Habit?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit. Are You A Fair-Weather Friend?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst If a fair weather friend is someone who feels friendlier when it's sunny and eighty degrees outside, that's me. Are You A Good Sport?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport? Are You A Good Sport?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst To be a good sport do you have to be good at a sport? Are You A Procrastinator?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators. Are You A Procrastinator?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some of us are doers. Others say they'll do whatever it is later, tomorrow, on the weekend, as soon as they get a chance. These are procratinators. Are You An Optimist?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Optimists come in all shapes and sizes, in all colors and cultures. However, there are specific ways to tell which ones are optimists. Are You An Optimist?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Optimists come in all shapes and sizes, in all colors and cultures. However, there are specific ways to tell which ones are optimists. Are You And Your Mate Well Mated?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst No marriage is perfect, but can't every marriage use a little improvement? Are You And Your Mate Well Mated?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst No marriage is perfect, but can't every marriage use a little improvement? Are You Any Wiser?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I thought getting wiser was one of the perks of getting older. Are You Any Wiser?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I thought getting wiser was one of the perks of getting older. Are You Compulsive Or Just Highly Motivated?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I don't think I'm compulsive about cleaning my kitchen. Some people think you are what you eat. I just think you are where you eat. Are You Holding The Line?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are all kinds of lines. Frankly, just thinking about them causes lines in my forehead. Are You In The Race?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit. Are You In The Race?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The White Rabbit in "Alice In Wonderland" raced around yelling, "I'm late. I'm late - for a very important date". I've turned into a white rabbit. Are You Listed?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists. Are You Listed?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists. Are You Losing Sleep Over It?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Has lack of sleep become this century's sleeping sickness? Are You Motivated To Be Motivated?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst How does motivation make the world go around? Are you motivated to find out? Are You Motivated To Be Motivated?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst How does motivation make the world go around? Are you motivated to find out? Are You Off-Track?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor. Are You Off-Track?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor. Are You Old Enough To Know Better?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Aren't people who worry about their age old enough to know better? Are You Running On Automatic?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst On vacation one day rolls into the next and I forget what day it is. Not it's happening when I'm not on vacation. Unfortunately, the days aren't rolling by. They are whizzing by. It's like I'm running on automatic, but my breaks don't work. Are You Running On Automatic?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst On vacation one day rolls into the next and I forget what day it is. Not it's happening when I'm not on vacation. Unfortunately, the days aren't rolling by. They are whizzing by. It's like I'm running on automatic, but my breaks don't work. Are You Stressed By Stress?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother had a simple solution for stress. Relax, let go of whatever is bothering you - and don't pick it up again! Are You Wearing A Uniform?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it. Are You Wearing A Uniform?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it. Are You What You Eat?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste. Are You What You Eat?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste. Aren't There Too Many I's In Criticism?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Abraham Lincoln said we have the right to criticize if we have the heart to help. Who could criticize that? Bathroom Safety Tips Made Easy  By : dror klar Tips to make the most dangerous room in your home a lot safer. Blood Sucking Critters  By : Andrew Impey Are we genetically programmed to be averse to blood-suckers Boycott Chinese and Buy Mexican  By : Jack Deal Better to buy from friends and neighbors than from those that poison us and even their own. Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life  By : Mike Moore If you find these quotes humorous search them for hidden wisdom Build It And They Will Come?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history. Build It And They Will Come?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history. Can Being Right In Style Go Wrong?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Part of looking good is thinking you look good. Unfortunately, more of us should look in mirrors. Fad backward is daf. Can Confusion Be Confuted?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst One of the things that confuses me is the word "con". How can a word that means swindle also mean to study carefully? Can Errands Be Walked?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I always have errands to do and there seems to be more every week. Maybe I've read too many books by Stephen King, but I wouldn't be surprised if my errands grew long ears and cotton-ball tails. Can Exercise Be Exorcised?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I know exercise is healthy. I know it should be part of my daily routine. However, I think a vacation should be a vacation from exercise. Can Exercise Be Exorcised?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I know exercise is healthy. I know it should be part of my daily routine. However, I think a vacation should be a vacation from exercise. Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution. Can Feng Shui Make Men Romantic?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The Chinese have practiced feng shui for thousands of years. I thought my husbnd need practice being romantic. Putting the two together seemed the obvious solution. Can People Be Winterized?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm cold challenged. I used to live in New England. Every winter I dreaded the snow and ice and freezing wind chill factors. I don't understand why people stay there in the winter, but I may have figured out why the Smurfs are blue. Can Words Pollute The Air?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution. Can Words Pollute The Air?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution. Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Exercise should be part of our daily routine. It increases our strength, endurance and flexibility; but doesn't getting out of bed in the morning do that? Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst Exercise should be part of our daily routine. It increases our strength, endurance and flexibility; but doesn't getting out of bed in the morning do that? Can You Compare Apples And Oranges?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst "Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they? Can You Compare Apples And Oranges?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst "Another day, another dollar". "Time waits for no man". "The bigger they are, the harder they fall". These are adages or truisms, but how true are they? Can You Lose Yourself Winning?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst The only thing better than a weekend at a spa is winning a weekend at a spa. Basically, all we paid were compliments. Can You Weather The Storm?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst "If You Don't Like The Weather, Wait a minute" - that's a New England expression. However,I came to a point in my life when I couldn't wait for snow to go away. Can You Weather The Storm?  By : Knight Pierce Hirst "If You Don't Like The Weather, Wait a minute" - that's a New England expression. However,I came to a point in my life when I couldn't wait for snow to go away. Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets  By : John DeJong Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit. Confessions Of An IT Support Worker  By : Shaun Parker A look at anecdotes and funny tales from the IT support industry in the London area. Couch Potato Success Factors  By : Peter Murphy A short humourous piece of what couch potato success entails. Customize Myspace Layouts  By : Bradley C Smith A big part of social networking involves personality, and thus Myspace layouts are becoming more popular by the day. 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